Funny Quotes

"Always follow your brain . . .
Your heart is stupid as fuck !"

Funny Quotes

"I got 99 problems
and they're all
due Monday."

"I got 99 problems
and I'm not dealing
with any of them."

"Self control:The ability to prevent
myself from beating the shit out of
someone who desperately needs it."

"Theacher:
3xy + 2y² = a-z. Find x.
Me:
It’s in the middle of 3 and y."

"Dentist:
So what are your plans for summer ?
Me:
GSSGRRAFGRSV GDSGFSDFASF FAFFFYSSFFFXD.
Dentist:
Sounds like fun!"

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