Asking a bookworm to name their favorite book is like asking a mother to pick a favorite child...
Your Ex asking to be friends after breaking up is like Kidnappers asking to "keep in touch" after letting you go.
I love you more today than yesterday. Yesterday you really pissed me off.
Smile, it scares people ..
A good man can make you feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world...Ohh sorry that's wine.... wine does that ..
I never make stupid mistakes, only very very clever ones...
Get a tattoo. Don’t worry about regret.
"HAVE PATIENCE" is the favourite word of LAZY PEOPLE
3 people = Threesome, 2 people = Twosome and 1 person = ???? Guess ..!!!! one-some..!! No its hand-some.
Going into the unknown is how you expand what is known.
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