10 funny quotes

1. Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take
them while driving.

2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two
you are a referee.

3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is
always right and the other is the husband!

4. I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

5. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

6. Don't marry the person you want to live with,
marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever
you do, you'll regret it later.

7. You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

8. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do
not vote.

9. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting
before you get tired.

10. Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she will take it anyway.